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What is Humor? Humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. Many theories exist about what humor is and what social function it serves. People of most ages and cultures respond to humor. The majority of people are able to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a "sense of humor. "The term derives from the humoural medicine of the ancient Greeks, which stated that a mix of fluids known as humours (Greek: χυμός, chymos, literally juice or sap; metaphorically, flavour) controlled human health and emotion.

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For All You Lexophiles

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THE IRISH BROTHEL

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23 Adult Truths

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Hilarious new parent test takes internet by storm...

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Cat Physics

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"Now who made this mess" - Cute turns to Guilty pups..

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Meet the dancing Kittens...

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Cute Red Panda gets a fright...

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Spilt the coffee - no worries, baby will mop it up...

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Little Johnny

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Love and Marriage

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Why pets are best..

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Is this where he fell in ?

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Church Wars

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(less than) awesome advice :D

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I’m Sorry I haven’t A Clue

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Comment by RaK on January 3, 2014 at 2:44pm
They must be trying to compete with the blonde women
 
 
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
"Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...
it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says,
"Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk.
Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the
road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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A blonde man is in jail.
The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:
"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies:
"If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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A friend told the blonde man:
"Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said,
"Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blonde men find three grenades,
and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said:
"Close your curtains the next time you and your wife have sex.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied:
"Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
Comment by Mark Seebach on June 5, 2013 at 2:40pm

a little amusing, a little truth......gentlemen, please practice biting tongue...gently, but firmly....and keep all tools for fixing in the ole toolbox

Comment by RaK on April 28, 2013 at 9:27am
WARM MILK


In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.


One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.


Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.


As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader..






"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly,
"Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."



She raised herself up in bed on one elbow,
looked at them and said:


"DON'T SELL THAT COW."



A smile - is a sign of joy.


A hug - is a sign of love.


A laugh - is a sign of happiness.


And a friend like me? - Well that's just a sign of good taste!!


We'll be friends until I am senile.
Then we'll be new friends.
Comment by RaK on April 16, 2013 at 12:46pm
Here is an old favorite:

There are two nuns.  One of them is known as Sister
Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister
Logical (SL).  It is getting dark and they are still
far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following
us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?  I
wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical.  He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no!  At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most.  What can we possibly do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working.  The man did the
only logical thing.  He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.  You
go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us
both.

The man decided to follow Sister Logical.  Sister
Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical!  Thank God you are here!  Tell
me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL:The only logical thing happened.  I started to
run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast
as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened.  He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.  I lifted my dress
up.

SM: Oh, Sister!  What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.  He pulled down
his pants.

SM: Oh, no!  What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical,Sister?  A nun with her dress
up can run a lot faster than a man with his pants
down.

(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say
two Hail Mary's.....)
Comment by Mark Seebach on April 9, 2013 at 11:01pm

Many Thanks to Nathan Main for sharing this amusing list......namaste

 

****** 23 ADULT TRUTHS ******

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing

Comment by RaK on March 5, 2013 at 3:23pm

Comment by Ito Fiorito on March 4, 2013 at 4:27am

Comment by Ito Fiorito on March 4, 2013 at 3:57am

Photo: So funny..have to share this...lol..

Comment by Ms.Gypsy on March 3, 2013 at 3:19pm

 A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in
the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman
stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing
tricks on him.
The dog looked up and said, “Don’t be surprised. This is just part
of my job.”
“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can’t believe it! Does your boss
know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”
“Please don’t!” said the dog. “If he finds out I can talk, he’ll make me
answer the phone, too!”

Comment by Ms.Gypsy on March 3, 2013 at 3:18pm

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”

“Yes”, the wife answers, “why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that cat on the phone, I’m lost and need directions!”

 

 

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