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I Don't Think So!
I Don't Think So!
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.
"Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go bad." Kate said.
Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so."
A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it's out."
"Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says.
A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it."
Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like a carpenter, I don't think so."
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.
He decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.
He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.
Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this."
She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.
He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."
Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
Kate looks at him and replies,
"Do I look like Betty Crocker, I don't think so!"
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Permalink Reply by Pauline Battell on -
That's what I thought, Ann!
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Permalink Reply by Linda L. Mann on -
This one I had to share with friends. -
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Permalink Reply by Pauline Battell on
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HA HA Trevor, I have to say this was funny enough to bring tears to my eyes!
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Permalink Reply by Pauline Battell on
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You still have to go a long way to beat St Peter though!
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Permalink Reply by Linda L. Mann on
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Permalink Reply by Pauline Battell on
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Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child.
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I think this is one of your funniest videos, Eddie! it got me laughing
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