~ Oops!


Kipling from India:

Weather exceedingly good. Beaches exceedingly good. Nightlife exceedingly good. Cake c**p.

From Florence Nightingale in Crimea:

Dear Matron. All a terrible mistake. In my letter I said I wanted to go to the cinema.


Alcoholic dads.


To remove the smell.


A goblet made by Apple.


A carpentry tool made by Apple.


Appalled at how much weight you’ve put on.


A state of the art book that burns itself.

A quotation:

One eighth of the final price.

Dave’s off sick:

Dave’s at one of my other jobs.

African Orange would suit this room:

I’ve got a whole bucket-load of it in my van.

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