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Kipling from India:

Weather exceedingly good. Beaches exceedingly good. Nightlife exceedingly good. Cake c**p.

From Florence Nightingale in Crimea:

Dear Matron. All a terrible mistake. In my letter I said I wanted to go to the cinema.

Alcopos:

Alcoholic dads.

Descent:

To remove the smell.

Eye-glass:

A goblet made by Apple.

Eyesore:

A carpentry tool made by Apple.

Flabbergasted:

Appalled at how much weight you’ve put on.

Kindle:

A state of the art book that burns itself.

A quotation:

One eighth of the final price.

Dave’s off sick:

Dave’s at one of my other jobs.

African Orange would suit this room:

I’ve got a whole bucket-load of it in my van.


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