Spiritual humor from both the light and the darkness.

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Spiritual humor from both the light and the darkness.

Back in 1990 I went through a massive philosophical crisis.  I resorted to some unwise measures during this time.  I am still alive............ and I now am seeing humor......... sort of...... in virtually all phenomena. 

Some of this humor is obviously from light - love - hope - faith.... .but some of it is from the darkness...... .but even that dark humor can be quite good..... and can force us to become more humble and compassionate toward others.

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Universal salvation is a key to being able to laugh at ourselves and see our worst mistakes as an asset.

Near death experiencer Christian Andreason was given a brilliant explanation about how everybody……….. eventually……. is led back to light - love - truth - humility…… and ego is conquered!

Christian Andreason:

"Who goes to Heaven?

"In the endbelieve it or not (sigh of relief) everyone gets to come home!  I know some people will have a hard time hearing this.  Especially those who believe that people who do evil deserve damnation.  But you must understand; Heaven does not think as we do.  Heaven is a place of ultimate LOVE!  They want nothing more than to see us healed and restored should we have been damaged by evil.  And to Heaven, those who are hurt by evil or even seen as Souls' who actually do it ... are all seen as individuals who are hurting in the worst wayand in need to repair.  Also, do you honestly think Jesus would have asked us to forgive, serve and Love one another without hesitationif Heaven does not do that as well?  Think about it.

Understand, God has a perfect system of justice.  What comes around, always goes around.  No one ever gets away with anything.  I can promise you that!  What we do not rectify and make right in this life, we will have to accomplish in the next one.  The great Christian teacher from India, Paramahansa Yogananda, believes that Heaven does not usually allow us to remember former incarnations because of the challenging Karma we may have endured before.  He says, there is no greater "hell" than the hell we create for ourselves though the perpetration of unloving behavior.  The energy of such deeds always comes to find us in later lives.

When we have learned how to become individuals that base our entire existence and consciousness around manifesting LOVE, we then become capable of entering the domain of the higher Realms of Heaven while also understanding how Heaven thinks.  In the Bible, it is written, "Our thoughts are not like God's thoughtsand our ways are not like God's ways."   And without the energy of Love permeating our being fully, we will never even come close to thinking like God.

The bottom line is this: until we practice Love consistently, we will only go so far until we are made to incarnate somewhere in God's Super Universe again and again (unlimited times) until we finally learn our lesson.  Until then, we will be allowed to come back home to various parts of the Realm temporarily, so that we can be refreshed, refurnished and taught by our elders, Soul Family and our guides.  But once we are done, it is off to work we go!" (Christian Andreason, chapter 3)


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Comment by Dennis Tate on August 1, 2016 at 7:30pm

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $1,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in. "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart ass when he's drunk." 
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

Comment by Dennis Tate on April 4, 2015 at 11:04am

"SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR~an oldie but a goodie

     On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift  from his wife.  The gift paid for a visit to  a medicine man living on a nearby reservation, who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

     After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.  The old man handed him a potion, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine.  You take only a teaspoon and then say 1-2-3!  When you do, you will be more manly then you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long ass you want."  
     The man was encouraged.  As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"  
     "Your partner must say 1-2-3-4," he responded.  "But, when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."  

     He was very eager to see if it worked. So, he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

     When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"  Immediately, he was the manliest of men.  His wife was excited, and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What's the 1-2-3, for?"

     And that, boys and girls is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle."……..

Thank you for this one Linda!

Comment by Gemini on April 2, 2015 at 4:06pm
Lol..awesome! :D
 

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